powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

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look bro, she’s had a pretty stressful evening she doesn’t need to take care of your sorry ass.

the last few lines of “adventures in babysitting” are a college dude trying to sexily suggest to a girl in high school that he needs a babysitter? 

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Gruff boss

Grumpily offers to pay for your frosted mini-wheats and coffee at the company cafe.

Abruptly makes you redo your time-sheet so you don’t use your sick time to go to a dental appointment.

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Cool day

-I received an alarmist bedbug email in the middle of the workday from my roommate.

-I stepped on a freshly dead mouse in front of my apartment. 

-I locked myself and a friend out of my apartment.

-I bought movie tickets for the wrong day (yesterday) and the tickets for the time we wanted to attend were sold out (no refunds/credit).

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yzma:

this is such a look honestly

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bunnyfood:

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bunnyfood:

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<333 missy 5ever

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ratak-monodosico:

"I’ve been absolutely terrified every moment of my life - and I’ve never let it keep me from doing a single thing I wanted to do."  
Georgia O’Keeffe


Jesus Georgia do you hafta be such a smug asshole?

ratak-monodosico:

"I’ve been absolutely terrified every moment of my life - and I’ve never let it keep me from doing a single thing I wanted to do."  

Georgia O’Keeffe

Jesus Georgia do you hafta be such a smug asshole?

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weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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Just told a coworker that I bought plane tickets for Iceland and Berlin (excitement!) and his response was to suggest that we bought tickets for too far in advance and likely paid too much. RUDE. So fucking rude.

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MUSE

MUSE

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